So what makes the Gazmiester tick? Well, there's an easy answer to that...nothing really, I'm just here...but in the interest of making this interesting, I'll answer some more specifics.

Do I have a long term goal? Nope. I just look at the immediate future, at the most a year or two ahead. Hell, the apprenticeship I'm doing at the moment is the longest commitment I've ever made. I have had a chance or two at longer lasting things, but I've managed to screw them up somehow.

How commited to relationships am I? I wouldnt term my relationships as non-committed. It's just been a case of incompatibility, or other complications. And yes, I can hear some of you chanting my nickname while you read that bit (I'll get to that later), but I honestly prefer a real, loving relationship compared to casual sex... knowing that you have someone that cares for you like no-one else can, that is something special. I've spent a fair amount of time being single, and contrary to popular opinion, it does hurt, just as it does for most people.
Now, about the nickname. For those who dont know, it's "Man Whore" [or the newer "Glitter", which is a whole different story], a title I wear with both pride and disdain. It stems from around the end of year 10 through to year 12, at a time when I was not exactly the moral-abiding young man that many people thought I was. Since then it's been sporadic, mainly when I'm away (for holidays or otherwise)...why away? Because it's no-one from here, so the gossip doesnt spread nearly as far, and it's not a trait I like publicised everywhere I go.

Why am I so sarcastic and cynical? This one's a tough one, because I'm not exactly sure, although I have a fair idea. I don't care if I die, or if the world ends, after all, I'm just one bunch of tiny organisms on a tiny planet orbiting a tiny sun...so this makes anything that happens in the meantime a little trivial in the grand scheme of things. That fatalism seems to have slowly translated into sarcasm, the streak of which (plus some external factors...*looks at a certain someone*) have made me rather cynical of the world in general, and especially humanity.

Last one for tonight, a bonus question that I've already been asked...

"What really grabs your attention to a girl?" - I cant help but answer this one, because it'll make for an interesting impromptu experiment. Anyways, to answer the question... a lithe body with mid-drift tops and jeans, coupled with shining hair, deep eyes and a nice smile, will probably have me mentally falling over...and if the personality is there too, well, I might actually be at a loss for words. That said, I really am a believer in the "everyone can look stunning if they do it right" school of thought, just dont forget to smile.

Leave a comment if you want to know more.

-Gaz

hahaha gaz u are a virgin i know u are